I AM SO ...

 You all ever had a moment when you are high out of this world. Maybe clubbing, or in a  house party, high beyond comprehension. What's the worst you could do, have a one night stand, yeah maybe, texting your ex, yes, that's it. that is the maybe worst, because you reveal your innocent heart to the ones you have to stay gang star at. I bet a higher percentage have done this and you end up regretting the next morning so dripped in a hang over. 

Alcohol is a substance that impairs your judgment, makes you speak a lot of  English, abuse people, not giving a damn about anyone and to some it goes out and beyond to violence. once we out and you fight I guess that is when we cancel you. Apart from behaving inappropriate, liquor also stimulates you sexually, Yes, liquor does that to most persons of the feminine gender, these is where you wake up in a strange everything. Strange room, strange room scent, strange sheets, strange surrounding, strange human and insanely wet private parts. Don't ask how I know all these. For the guys we get to see how the liquor affects our capability to choose a fine lady. you know when zoned even the less beautiful look more approachable.

I have never been a victim of such cases but I have a friend who has, first time for him to get his one night stand I think, but this time it didn't go well enough. I think they had too much to take. Well my short friend, picked some heavy lady, I mean big everything. two times of him would fit in her body, I mean the actual body size. You know when it gets down there, its the shorter the monkey, the longer the tail. I have known this from the testimonies of the ladies she had experiences with. That night at our place, we thought it would be all control, but things turned down south. The man blacked out, from been extra high, he also had to release everything out that he had taken, tragic puke all over the chile,s hair. worst experience for him though. This is my friend who quit school, earlier. I wish I would have taken same measure. anyway I am graduating in September.

I thought I would get chances of crazy one night stands, but Mrs. Crabs  got me hooked already. Anyway drink carefully and responsible guys, don't let the liquor let you loose the coochie, Guys always strap up. Ladies never allow it raw on people you aren't sure about it. 


Love folks,

TUSHEE

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